no portable music for the wicked

I’m not building a nuclear bomb, can I get an iPod for Christmas?  Are the prices gonna drop here to make up for the lack of sales to North Korea?  BTW fuck Iran too, no iPods for them either – wait, they don’t even know what MP3s are.  Of course the Chinese governement doesn’t let its citizens know about iPods because it’s a potentially fun device, so that takes care of that.  OK I think we’re safe, we cannot allow our enemies to enjoy themselves, they might cheer up & then who would we fight?  Go USA!  P.S. you can download D-O-E from iTunes and listen to it on your iPod, HAHA Kim Jong Il can’t do that!

~ by doe333 on December 2, 2006.